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Our World, Their War : I am Star Scream!!!!

"Star Screame!!! The prophecy is true!!! We have the chance of a lifetime to resurrect Megatron!!!" , Shockwave hurriedly consulted Star Scream in their fortress of the Decepticon?   Shockwave "The prophecy?" "Yes. The prophecy that every 1000 years there will be a Decepticon that no one can ever kill him. The last mechanism of the spark is embodied within him that even under the cold deep ocean, the particle of the Spark will assemble bit by bit and launched itself to a random place as a newly born relic" "Relic?" "Yes!! It was foretold that The spark will form a relic and this relic is non other than the Ultimate Movie Card!! ! Once this relic is found, we just need every single human that we could to watch the memory of Megatron that will be broadcasted by this Ultimate Movie Card itself. Every soul of those puny humans will soon gathered and resurrect Megatron!!!! And once more Megatron will be back!!!" "And where is

Disiku ala Ong Bak suami ketika menonton Mentor Akhir

29 Mei 2011, Seksyen 19 Shah Alam - Si isteri yang terlalu gemar menonton rancangan realiti TV terutamanya yang berbentuk nyanyian-nyanyian tidak menyangka malam itu merupakan tragedi bagi beliau apabila si suami yang 'merajuk' kerana tidak dapat menonton French Open di Channel sport telah menyiku sisi kepala kirinya. Kejadian tersebut dikatakan tidak diduga. Kata si isteri; "Saya bosan tgok tennis dok uh ah uh ah..orang sama je lak tu. Minggu lepas dia, minggu ni dia lagi main. Saya nak tengok Mentor akhir" Kata si isteri lagi, apabila beliau tekad mahu menonton juga Mentor akhir sambil berbaring diruang tamu, si suami telah tidor sambil tangan kanannya memegang bahagian blkg kepala. Si isteri katanya lagi berbaring betul2 di bawah siku suami beliau. "Saya tengah syok layan tiba-tiba...DEBISHHHHH!!!! Panas2 je saya rasa dahi saya. Rupanya siku laki saya telah meng'ongbak' kan diri beliau tanpa sedar. Sakit siot..." Si suami apabila ditemuramah

Selamat Tinggal Umah No. 15

Tengahari tadi lepas tanyakan pasal pakej Az-Zahrah, aku dan Cembam gi umah bujang lama aku untuk kuarkan barang treasure terakhir yang tertinggal dalam umah tu sebab memang dah smpi harinya penghuni umah tu kena kuar. Tuan umah bagi notis 3 bulan. Housemate2 lama aku sume tu dah ikut haluan masing2. Masing2 dok ngan member masing2. And yg dh kawin of course la kuar. Oh, pada yang mungkin tertanya2. Pakej deliver baby kat Az-Zahrah ni rega dia RM1275. Kena at least jumpa doktor pakar 2 kali sebelum bersalin, bilik 4 katil, ada sessi sauna percuma. Dia pun cadangkan utk start register bulan ke 7. So kami carry on check kat klinik desa je la. Cembam senang skit check situ sebab dekat ngn sekolah beliau. Mulanya Cembam suh buang je sume barang yg ada kat umah tu. Tapi hati tetap nk gi tengok. takut ada barang yang berharga. And memang relieved gile aku pergi gak. Sebab memang ada barang2 berharga. Keta mini Shell collection yang aku beli, kasut hantaran adidas aku pn tinggal!!!! Siyes m

Siti Saleha ada mirip Sharifah Sofea tak di mata korang?

  Aku tgok ramai layan drama Nora Elena (ye ke tajuk dia camni) bila tgok status FB. Kira antara drama paling top la skang ni. Aku tgok lama skit ptg smalam sambil tunggu Cembam mandi. Paham skit la pasai pa citer dia. Kawin yang disuruh keluarga, tidur asing, kena berlakon..macam citer Adamaya la skit dan juga pasal kawin paksa nye standard story line. Tapi yang jadi penarik dia, aktres yang mula melonjak naik ni la..nama dia sesaje skang ni. Iklan pn dia gak. Smpikan iklan cuti-cuti malaysia tu pn kuar balik sebab ada aktres ni dalam tu. Siapa lagi kalau bukan Siti Saleha ni. Well aku dah lama minat siti Saleha (ada la tu nk kata "dan-dan minat") Aku minat since aku nampak dia dalam Astro punya drama Di Bawah Ketiak Isteri tu. Aku siap tanya housemate aku sapa nama dia sebab memang tak pernah kenal sebelum ni. Aku minat sebab dia type-type or jenis muka yg aku minat. Pan asian camtu la. Muka dia ada skit cam Sharifah Sofea..bagi aku la.    Sharifah Sofea tak kuar sang

Planning some evening sweating sessions

Back to work. Managed to catch up with some old colleagues whom I haven't mingle for a long time. Learned couple of gossips here and there and managed to see something out of my module and squeezing it down into my memory lane hoping I can retrieve it anytime I want. Just got back from the game room. When we were at Wisma 4 (our old building), the gymnasium and the game room was located at the Wisma 2. It took you 10 minutes of walking to reach there. But now it's just 2 floor above us. When I feel so sleepy I just had a quick tour there, playing Foosball and get back to my desk. Boleh lagi tak aku wat macam mamat ni..huhu I am looking forward to any classes that they will organize. Kickboxing, Aikido, Dance, Yoga or any. The most important criteria is that the class should fall on either Monday, Wednesday or Thursday. Tuesday and Friday are for my tennis session. When I told Cembam about it her reply was " Hmm..lagi la tak lekat umah ". Amboi~~ Like I always

This may not concern you. Thanks

Just finished the first week of 2.5days Payroll Module training. Processing some new information and hoping it will remain in my thick skull until the day it needs to be used. Maybe years later? Hahahaha!!! Working from HQ and a bright sun ray penetrating through the windows seems to indicate a nice journey home another half an hour. Waiting those minutes passed while sipping Starbuck's free coffee of the week, thanks to the coupon. The taste is just like Kapal Api la. Why bother spending RM15 for the same shit?!!! Aiyah!! When I started this training on Monday, getting into KL city seems to refresh my mind on how jammed the roads are towards KL. Just after I entered the North-South Highway from Kajang, there's already a long line of cars!!! What the Hell!! I thought it was because of the toll at Mint's Hotel but it continued until the very city center. Owch!!! I pity you guys driving and having hours in the queue man!! Seriously!! Tuesday also the same and I got to know

If you lost your trouser, try your wife's..maybe it fits =]

I need to attend an internal training tomorrow from Monday to Wednesday for 2 weeks. So, I have to ride through the packed road, squeezing in between the cars towards Gardens and I haven't done it for years. I think it's more than a year since my last visit to the HQ. The last time I checked, the dress code at the HQ is still 'skema' with tucked in shirt and a slack trouser. So right after I reached home I try to find my slack. I searched everywhere and I didn't find one. "Wa, where's my slack ek?" "I don't think I've seen it anywhere when I folded all the clothes and put them inside that wardrobe. Maybe you sent it home?" I've sent some of my clothes that I don't think I'm gonna wear it again during my move out of my bachelor house. 2 plastic bag I think. But my black trouser is no way near the condition not the be wore. It's considered new as it was the last pair of trouser that I bought. But I couldn't fi

Sabtu yang takBest

Hari ni ada DR testing utk application yang aku support ni. DR stands for Disaster Recovery. Diorang wat backup plan la utk tangani isu kalau tetiba earthquake ke jadah apa ke kan. Atau pun sistem yang user guna down, so ada la backup. DR ni kira drill utk benda2 camni le. Mak aku ajak balik kampung sebab adik aku sorang2 kat umah. Abah gi ikut rombongan kawin abang dia punya anak. So aku pn balik la. Dh smpi Tanjung Karang baru ingat kabel laptop aku tak bawak. DEM!!! Camne nk wat keje ni. Aku dh pk macam-macam DR plan aku sendiri plak dah. Ahahahah. Tapi aku discuss ngan team lead aku, aku decide utk online bila sume dah ready and tinggal nk start. Leh la tahan 3 jam bateri aku untuk settlekan keje2 testing tu. So Ok la. Tapinya aku mmg bergantung kat laptop opis tu nk ilangkan boring sepanjang kat kampung ni. AKu nak bawak laptop bini aku, tp pagi Jumat tu dah takde kat ruang tamu, adik ipar aku bawak. Ni tak bawak kabel plak, so mmg takleh pakai utk leisure browsing le laptop o

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Didn't manage to post new entry at the office. Early morning, I felt fingers crawling over my chest. The sensation with the sleepy feeling was unexplainable. I slowly opened my eyelids and saw a woman in a bikini...err was it bikini..what the.....Oh!!! My wife rupanya!!~~~ Ahahahaha!! "Sakit perut la...rasa nak muntah-muntah. Tadi pun dah muntah. Ingat nak amek MC" Cembam was feeling uneasy this morning. She called her colleague to tell about her MC. After subuh prayer like always I continued my nap again. "Kita gi klinik nanti ek ". It was just 7.15 in the morning. I took my nap when suddenly I heard a sound like water splashing the floor. I awoke abruptly and was so afraid if Cembam slipped and fell.  But Cembam was there standing looking at the floor. She thrown up before she managed to reach the toilet. Bluarkkkk!!~~~ I went into the kitchen and picked up the mop. Wiped it out clean and getting ready to go to the clinic. Once Cembam's stomach was alre

Dont bite the hand that feeds you - Ni sapa yg create tagline ni?

Hari ni aku bukak nuffnang n terasa nak check keyword and reference yg masuk ke blog aku. Ada la satu link ni aku try klik. Oh~~ tak sangka. Blog ni share hasil penulisan aku pasal entri rogol dalam blog dia. And mmg dia siap tulis sumber datang dr blog aku. Mula2 aku baca ingat dia pny..smpi ke bawah tgok2 blog aku. ahahahha. Aku sendiri lupa dh aku ada tulis pasal ni. Korang nk check it out kat sini ye . Dh le blog bergenre 18SX..ekeke. Kalau korang lalu jalan-jalan Putrajaya (tak tau la jalan lain area lain sama ke tak), korang akan terserempak banner yang dipasang dengan tagline DON'T BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU Banner 'kerajaan' la kot. Aku taknak main assume je. Maybe kerajaan pusat tahu, or maybe tak. Tapi seriously kami sebagai rakyat rasa annoyed sangat lah tagline ni. Seriously annoyed and we have a perception on how the government actually thinks of themselves and how they look us as their rakyat. Kalau ikut pemahaman inggeris edukesyen aku, maksud ungkapan

Hrithik Roshan in Green Lantern!!!!

Masa lalu wing GSC malam tadi menuju ke FoodCourt MidValley, Bini aku terserempak satu poster movie nih. "Fuiyoo...Hrithik Roshan. Citer baru ke?" "Mana?" "Tu", Cembam menuding jari kat satu poster yg diletakkan di tepi bahagian menjual pop-corn. " Jom tengok traile r", aku mengajak sebab ada TV tgh tunjuk trailer di tepi poster tu. Sebelum gi makan malam kat Foodcourt tu kan, kang tak lalu dah situ. "Fuiyoo..citer superhero tu...tp apsal sume nama orang puteh?" Aku pn dok tengok le trailer dia kan..nk tunggu kemunculan Hrithik Roshan..siyes poster tu aku tgok sekali imbas je. Then smpi kat part hero tu. "Kepala banar dia Hrithik Roshan!!!" Ahahahahaha!!! Aku ngan Cembam gelak je berdua..Ada yg dengar gak dialog aku tu ikut tersengih smbil tunggu popcorn. Smbil layan trailer tu sambil gelak. Dh abih kalu, kami ke Foodcourt makan.   Ni haa...Hrithik Roshan. Ekekekke. Tp ko pndang sekali mmg macam Hrithik Roshan p

Mikhail Ruzain - Hero ketiga member aku!!

Weekend sebelum ni aku menziarahi kawan opis aku yang baru saje menyambut kehadiran hero ketiga beliau pada 23 April lepas. Dah alang-alang kat S.Alam melawat mak aku, memang wajib singgah la umah dia kat area Subang apa ntah nama dia. Tapi around 2KM la dari Subang Airport tu. Last pergi masa Hari Raya 3 tahun sudah rasanya. Sampai umah kawan aku si Hasnor ni around 6 ptg. Time aku sampai tu tengah ada maid part time dia wat spring cleaning. Hehehehe. Beh gak wat part time bersihkan umah orang ni. Sejam 12 hengget. Amacam. Kot Jard nak cari duit lebey..takde la kena berdiri sepanjang hari kat Giant..nak Jard? EKkekeke. Time smpi Mikhail Ruzain, putera ketiga Hasnor ni tgh tido sedap je ha.. Tengok sekali terus perasan mata kiri dia ada ketumbit. Aishh..kecik2 tk smpi sebulan dah mengendap ke? Ekekekeke. Sian je. Then terus si Hasnor ni bagitau laki dia pesan jangan amik gambar si Ruzain ni dulu sebab tgh ada ketumbit. Eekekeke. Laki dia kuar masa aku smpi, amek adik dia. Tapi time

Saya nak tukar bang, bukan saya beli yang longgok longgok~~

Durian. Raja segala buah. Err..tapi aku tertengok satu rancangan memasak ni time dok browse channel dari India, bagi depa raja segala buah adalah Mangga. So Raja segala buah utk org Malaysia. 1Durian 1Malaysia, bapak ah..mana cukup!!! Seumur idup aku ni, aku beli durian baru 3 kali tau. Yeee..3 kali je beli durian sepanjang idup ni. Yang lain samada bapak aku beli, atau abah aku beli, atau kawan aku bawak dari kampung, atau sahabat aku bawak dari kampung. Haaa.. Kali pertama aku beli adalah masa kali pertama nk berjumpa bakal bapak dan ibu mertua aku di Bangi. Nak tau citer dia ko klik dan baca je la entri tu ye..Kali pertama tu mmg kena tipu la. Aku tak cek pn isi dia..just tgok kuning. Patutnya cocok skit tgok masak ke tak. Tapi tak teruk sangat la. Yang sebiji tu je cam gampang. Kali kedua beli masa balik ganu cuti Hari Pekerja hari tu. Saja belikan utk adik bongsu ipar aku si Ekal tu. Gi Pasar Payang dengan niat beli yg walaupun tk byk, tapi puas hati. So masa cek tu ada la Mus

Gula naik sekilo 20sen, tp air naik 30sen rega. Mekasih kerajaan!!!

Hari ni aku gi makan kat Stesen Bas Cyber. Sapa yang dok or keja area sini memang kompem tau la tempat ni. Antara gerai yang famous kat sini, ikan bakar dia, teh bunga and ayam penyet. Aku antara yg minat teh bunga dia la. Harga satu gelas besar tu Rm1.50. So macam biasa hari ni aku gi sana and amek pari bakar. Selalunya aku tak amek ikan bakar sebab ramai sangat orang. tapi tadi rezeki aku la kot tak ramai lagi orang. Then aku terus ke gerai air bunga tu beli gelas besar macam biasa. "Singgit lapan dik" "Oh..singgit lapan plak kak?" "Gula naik harga dik. Kakak takleh nak watpe" Wauuu...rega gula naik sekilo 20 sen. Sekilo tau. Tapi dia naik rega air tu 30 sen. Setiap gelas tu dh cover kenaikan rega gula siap untung seposen lebih utk kenaikan gula tu. Pergh...Macam tu punya naik. Sekilo gula dengan segelas besar air. Ayohh...terima kasih la kerajaan kerana mendahulukan kami dan lepas menang pilihanraya sarawak plak tu...mekasih kerajaan yeeee..

Aku baca doa pegang peha, dia lajuuuuuu

Ingat lagi citer aku rempit dengan abah aku membonceng di belakang entri lepas. Entri balas dendam kat abah aku sebab bawak moto laju masa aku kecik2 potong lori..Sapa tak baca lagi meh le baca entri tu ye.  Memang abah diam je tak kata apa lepas smpi umah aku tempoh hari. Last wiken aku lawat mak aku kat umah adik di Shah Alam. Cam besa kami sembang2 sambil tgok ulangan Maharaja Lawak then ntah camne mak citer pasal abah masa mak balik kampung ari tu. Dia ngadu kat mak gak upanye..ekekekeke P/s: abah aku nye loghat lain skit tau. Mungkin lama dok sabah then campur aduk jawa. Aku try taip kasi korang leh feel camne bapak aku ckp sebaik mungkin ye. Mak bercerita sambil ikut cara loghat abah. "Kalau hasnul datang naik moto...kamu jangan naik sama dia ya...naik kereta saja pelan-pelan jangan buru-buru (terburu2). Jem tak apa laaa" "Kenape bah? Laju sangat ke Hasnul bawak?", mak aku tnya "Hishh..kau tada lihat...tada tau" "keluar saja rumah pek

Pantai Seberang Takir. Pengalaman Pukat Tarik

Pantai Seberang Takir is just one infamous beach that has been 'tambak' to prevent big flood and the safety of the houses along it. My Atok in-law's house is one of those many houses. Everytime I paid a visit to my in-laws, Atok's house is a must. Sometimes we didn't really do anything particular and just sitting by the beach enjoying the breeze and the salty taste of the air. Nurin and her sisters and Haikal dipping in the water. (Can you guys feel the mood of this picture. What do you guys feel when you look at this photo. Plz help me by giving feedback as I want to step a level higher in photography by taking photos that inspire people..thanks) Right after the Yebbit with Nurin and plucking the mangoes, we went to the beach. I brought the kain pelekat, my short and my towel as I intended to have a dip. But at the end I just take photos and ate the keropok lekor. Berlari ke laut (running towards the sea). But that evening was a bit special. I had a nice fi

Keghairahan Popular Di Dunia Maya ** Cabaran Minggu 3

Okay, another writing challenge from 100Penulis blog and this time it's about the craziness of being popular in the virtual life. To know more about this challenge and wanna be part of it, just head straight there yah!! I took part coz I just wanna spontaneously write about something that is not thought by me =] Being Popular in virtual life, specifically by blogging? Hmm..I've wrote about this in some entries. But let me wrap it in a much easier (hoping it would be easy and understood by the reader) on my stand regarding this issue. What kind of Blogger do you really are? When you set up  your blog, what is your objective? Who do you wanna be and what is the drive and the goal of doing it? I've wrote about this nicely in this entry . Worth reading =].  Okay simply put, it's not a sin, or a crime to strive for popularity. Your goal might be to generate a nice passive income out of your blog . One of the simplest way is by subscribing to Nuffnang, Advertlets, Mangg

Nurin dan Yebit nyeeee

My in law bela rabbit. Banyak dah yang dapat dijual, bagi kengkawan, bagi sanak sedara dan macam-mcam lagi. Dalam 2-3 tahun gak aku nye in law ni bela rabbit. Kat blkg umah tu la beliau buat kandang rabbit dari kayu-kayu terpakai. Memang membiak juge le. Wiken lepas kuarga sepupu ipar aku mai dengan anak dia yg kecik comey si Nurin ni. Say Hi Nurin~~ kekekkee. Nurin dok panggil ni yebit. Memang comey tengok keletah dia. Kena plak jenis tak takut nk pegang rabbit2 tu. Yang paling klaka, Nurin ni tgh stage baru nk bercakap. Tetiba dia gagap. Jadi bygkan la bila tnya tu kan "Nurin..ni apa?" "I....I....I...Ini.....yeee..yeeee...yeeeeee....yeeee..yebbbbiitttt la" Ahahahaha. Aku nk terbalik ke belakang dengar dia nye gagap tu. Lucu banget. Tp harapnya jangan la smpi besar gagap plak sian...Mak dia kata akak dia pn camtu dulu. Gagap kejap. Minda tengah dok browse perkataan kan. Jadi lag skit..huhu. Tengok ar tu selamba je belai-belai arnab tu. Tak takut pun. Huhuh

Accident and Malaysian is like a free food and the flies

My 'balik kampung' journey last weekend was a smooth one. I took half day on Friday and drove along MRR2 and entering the highway without any traffic issue. We entered Jabor road around 7P.M at it was a purplish evening with headlights and taillights all over the road. Cembam is already accustomed with my way of driving even being a good co-pilot instructing "clear" everytime there's a clear road ahead to overtake the cars. When we arrived at Ajil and Cembam was driving, suddenly the traffic was so slow and we had to stop at one point. I looked far away ahead and I thought it was because of the night market. But seconds after that we realized that there was an accident ahead of us.   Many cars were pulling over by the roadside and walking out of the car to see for themselves what was happening. A typical habit of Malaysian which most of the time so irritating, causing ruckus and so often creates a traffic jam. Just because so many of us Malaysian wanna be a par

Ye dok ni Ustazah, betul ke ni..Cer eksplen cer eksplen~~

Assalamualaikum semua dan selamat sejahtera pada mike mike yang bukan beragam islam. Mana yang smpi ke sini disebabkan mencari gambar Jue Aziz, teman harap kome dapat le save gambar dia dari blog teman ni. -kenyit mata-. Haa..ari ni teman nak ceghite pasei satu bende ni. Minte le pandangan pembaca yang lain juge kan. Ok, ate ceghitenya satu 'benda' ni teman selalunya dengor dari ustazah atau fasci yang beri ucapan, kelas time nak kawin. Time lain teman idok le dengor plak. Haa...Erina, cer share cer share ye kalau kome ada dengor masa kelas nak dapatkan sijil kahwin itu hari. Haa.. dia selalunya bila smpi part bantu membantu yang macam wonderpets tu dok sarankan kat kite, tentang keharmonian umah tangga le kirenya ye. Penceramah tu mesti akan kata kat satu extend tu, yang; "Laki jangan nak lepas tangan plak kerja-kerja rumah ni ye. Sebenarnya zaman nabi, kerja-kerja rumah ni laki yang buat. Pompuan tolong je. Tapi dah terbalik plak skang" Haa..ada dengar tak ada d

I’m a Pirate, Take Me To Stranger Tides!

Pirates are those who were feared by all. The viciousness and cruelty often brings the abomination upon the land where their feet landed. But little that they know, some of us pirates are the one who have saved their world from the darkness and despair. Little that they know we are actually the heroes but their fear of our brethren has blinded them and keeping their trusts solely to the marines which are way more evil than us!! I am Captain Hemy D. TimeMaster. I have only 8 crews in my ship that sails throughout the ocean defeating countless of Pirates, beheaded numbers of sea monsters and bringing the greatest shame to the marines unbearable to them as I crushed every single vessels of theirs and sunk them deep under the seafloor!! I can control the time and the space quantum. I have the ability to control the time, to freeze it, fast forward it or even rewind it back. Just tell me how on earth will those marines gonna catch me or kill me when the very time that they live in is con

Tuesday Nagging

Nice je today's weather. I've been looking at the blue sky every now and then just to check if the bluish colour would turn into blackness soon. But so far, none of it indicates the change. Oh, just the leaves of the trees seems to be dancing with the wind and I really hope it's just a normal wind. I wanna play tennis this evening..pleaseeee. I am supposed to be at the Gardens by now attending our Town Hall but we have important things to be taken care of here, catching up with the bundle nomination and some other testings. Hence, I've decided not to go despite of the initial "yes I'm attending" as a reply last week. Sorry~~ Just now the sky was covered with the black clouds. You can see a black line at the horizon where the only remaining light was like trying to negate the blackness but at the end it was consumed by the black power. I MSNed my colleague to stay a while in case there's still a chance to have a tennis session this evening and now a

Kalau saya seorang pengarah filem.. [] Cabaran Minggu 2

"Cut!!!!" Pelakon sume terpinga-pinga. Yang si Hero dh mula buat muka muak bila aku laungkan perkataan keramat tu. Crew-crew sume tengok aku macam bengang je dengan aku. Tapi lepas 5 saat sume bersedia balik untuk lakonkan semula scene. " Okeh Encik Hemy. Kami paham. Mesti ada something yang lack kan....okey okey. Kami cuba lagi ", kata hero filem aku yang sememangnya tahu perangai dan cara kerja aku. Aku memang dikenali sebagai seorang pengarah filem yang begitu menitikberatkan hasil karya aku. Segala-galanya perlu sempurna. Bukan la sesempurna yang orang dok kata mustahil utk sempurna, tapi sekadar sempurna di mata penonton-penonton filem aku, yang beratur bersesak2 untuk beli tiket wayang filem aku. Aku mahu mereka rasa puas dan dapat 'masuk' dalam alam yang aku lakar dari benak minda dan kreativiti aku ni. Aku mahu mereka rasakan seperti sebahagian dari filem aku, seperti mereka berada di situ. Pernah jugak la ada pelakon yang perasan hebat dan beng