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We were inside the wooden house waiting to be slaughtered

My wife and I were on the bus to a place that I couldn't recall. We were looking outside from the window and enjoy the scenery along the journey. That is when I suddenly realized something terrifying. A black cloud was filling up the sky and I could see the fury of the red flame was enraging all over that place burning everything that was in front of it.  I shouted to the bus driver about what I've had see. But no one seems to respond on it. No one else was looking outside to check on it. But right after that the bus made a huge U-turn. We were heading back to our place. Our foots reached the ground and I saw an ugly scene right before me. The buildings were burning, people were running here and there scurrying away from the scene. The place was a mess. Lots of people were carrying a weapon with them. Some with the familiar faces. One of the bloke was my senior during my school days. I could see some bruises and cuts that were bleeding all over his head.  I didn't notice

Mines Wellness program - Palace Of Golden Horses

Hahahahaha~~~ Tak sempat nak apdet blog hari ni. Sambil attend ticket and investigation issue-issue yang pending.  Hari ni aku dapat call dari pihak Palace of Golden Horses. Depa dok kata aku terpilih untuk sertai program promosi Mines Wellness Center yang bertempat dalam hotel tu. Objektifnya adalah untuk beritahu orang ramai yang kat POGH ni ada medical center yang bertaraf 5 bintang.  Banyak kali diorang call, tanya pasal aku, pasal wife aku and even mintak berapa gaji combine kami. Time dia tanya tu aku pn musykil and tanya nak buat apa. Dia kata untuk rekod la potentially untuk apa-apa next promotion. Then tanya aku dan wife kerja apa sume la.  Then ada lagi org call and sampai ke manager dia la bila aku kata berminat untuk try. Aku niat just nak tengok camne medical center dia ni yang 5 bintang ni. Leh lepak-lepak tgok dalam POGH tu. And saja nak amek gambar-gambar dalam tu. Manager tu kompem kan plak data-data yang aku bagi and last sekali kata akan bagi voucer number kat aku

Victoria Peak, Sky Terrace Hong Kong

Gonna continue on my story of visiting the Victoria Peak by riding the tram going uphill. Up there is the Peak Tram station. Not sure if the entire building is related to the tram's operation, but it's just a nice monument in my eyes. You can see at my back, the sky crawlers of Hong Kong. Only after we arrived at the top, we knew that we should be going there during the night because the neon lights would be a glamorous decoration for all those buildings and my pic would be way glamorous!!! And it was a bit cloudy that day too. You can put 50 cent in that thing and use it for 15 minutes. But I'm not sure what can we see better using it. So we didn't really try it. Oh, I did try to use it and insert HKD5 into it, but the one that Cembam's hold was our of service. So I ejected the coin and luckily I got 2 coins out of it. HKD5 from god?? Hehehe Inside the sky terrace building, there are some shops and also Madam Tussauds where you can take pictures with the

Nighty nagging

It's a blast for Malaysian football fan tonight!!! Malah jauh lebih rare dari kejadian eclipse!!! I bet most of the blogs are writing about how Malaysia 'titik' Indonesia 3-0 and I've been reading statuses and thinking the same about the concern on how will our team perform in Indonesia on 29th. The common concern is 'kena jampi' by the Indonesian. Hahahaha!!! Potentially true but let us just hope that our team will triumph that day once again!! Everytime some guys from the floor below were shrieking and shouting the magical chant - GOAAALLLL!!!, I would switch to TV1 to check on myself who has scored a goal. Yaa..I didn't really watch the game. I'm living with two women and need to be considerate (alasan) by watching Indiana Jones and changing the channel every now and then. I am watching Muay Thai Chaiya while writing this entry sentence after sentence and reading Hajjime No Ippo. A boxing manga that I've found interesting when I stumbled upon th

Nak terberak!! Takleh tahan!! Take the wheel!!

Aku kat kampung. Lepak-lepak sambil catch up what happened kat sini in terms of my parents. Aku cuti Jumaat tu, paginya pergi cari jalan ke sekolah Cembam. Uishhh..ada dua jalan. Lalu Highway and jalan biasa. Tapi jalan biasa dia agak luar biasa gak. Jadi aku sarankan Cembam guna je Highway. Guna je Touch N Go. Lepas asar baru tolak balik kampung. Singgah Plaza Masalam dulu untuk hantar gambar kawin kakak ipar aku. Memang tak edit punya. Mujur gambar-gambar ori aku pn dah cantik. Cewahh..up sendiri la orang kata. Jadi Ahad, yakni esok aku pergi amek la gambar-gambar tu and susun dalam album. Perjalan balik memang menyakitkan hati. Jem lepas keluar tol 60 sen nak ke Kapar tu. DEM!!! Lepas tu jem lagi on the way nak ke Meru. Sepanjang jalan Klang-Teluk Intan jem sudah pasti dekat lampu isyarat. Ntah kenapa bebal sangat dah tau malam krismas lampu jalan utama, hijau dia tk sampai seminit.  Nak dijadikan insiden tu. Sampai kat satu simpang trafik ni perut aku memulas dan tak dapat ditah

Fri(holi)day

Ho Ho Ho~~~~~ I'm at home just finished my Friday Prayer watching an old movie starring a teenage Jessica Beil!! while waiting my sleepy eyes to embrace me into a short nap before going back to hometown for Christmas. Ekekeke.  It's gonna rain soon and Cembam is sleeping on the couch. Once she's awake, I would consider that as the right time to kick off. We gonna have a detour to Plaza Masalam Shah Alam first for printing my sister in-law's wedding pictures. I just print the original pictures without any editing. How could I edit anything just using my highly-stricted-access company laptop? I've even tried to use the portable one but it's not authorised to open it at all. I am so grateful to be able to play movies using it after installing the player in my own removable disk after numerous trying. Huhu. Ahhh~~~ Want to buy a new machine...laptop or desktop..I think desktop.Wanna get one with powerful processor to do more things with it....ah, and a bigger

Haishh~~~ =]

Haishhh~~~~ Aku baru je pulangkan laptop housemate aku yang dah berbulan beliau kasi aku pinjam sebab beliau lebih prefer pakai desktop beliau dalam bilik tu. Aku memang sangat berterima kasih la pada beliau. Sebab lepas laptop opis merangkap personal aku tu dicuri, aku memang sangap gile nak buat apa bila kat umah. Mujur la beliau kasi aku pakai laptop HP artist edition beliau tu. Tapi aku terpaksa gak pulangkan sebab housemate aku lagi sorang tu beli laptop tu dari beliau. Mula2 ada pikir nak beli gak dari beliau, tapi dengan harga 2K tu kalau beli baru dapat yg lebih cun. Maklumla, dulu memang rega laptop beliau tu 5K, tapi teknologi ni musuh ketat masa. Lagi pula kalau beli, aku prefer desktop. Laptop beliau plak bateri dah out. So, bila dipikir2 baik beli baru. Cumanya financially tak ready lagi. Haishhh~~~ Bila balik umah tengok makin lama kotak-kotak barang-barang yang dibawak dari kemaman dan puncak jalil tu semakin tersusun je. Mekasih ye Cembam. Masa terluang tak buat

The Season of the Witch is Here

I saw the poster of this movie and I was like saying " Oh, Nicolas Cage again... ". Coz his last movie " Sorcerer's Apprentice " is also about magic. But surely I want to watch his act in this new movie " Season of the Witch ". When we talk about witch, nowadays..because of all those films like Harry Potter, Eragon and some TV series like Charmed and Merlin, we always think that these witches are cool and kind right? Why the king wanted to slay all of the witches? They are not that bad!!! Look at Merlin!! He's the savior. It's just like us human. Not everyone has a kind heart. Some doesn't even respect life. But these 'witches' are something that we really need to be scared OK. Have you heard about Santau . We rarely refer these people whom are capable to cast the santau so somebody just like that as a witch right? But they are exactly a real life witches which you can found in our country!! They can make you vomit blood throug

Jangan Pandang Belakang Congkak 2 - baru nak review

Aku ke Langkawi minggu lepas, seusai makan-makan kenduri seusai menjadi sebahagian daripada rombongan menantu yang disambut (baca : sambut menantu). Oleh kerana umah biras aku tu dekat Alor Setar, maka sepakat la ahli kuarga in-law aku untuk ke Langkawi hatta walau hanya untuk satu malam sahaja. Feri kami pukul 4 petang dari Kuala Perlis. On the way pergi kami disajikan dengan video "Furry Vengeance". Best gak. Aku nk mintak kat kawan aku la lepas ni. Memang tak tengok habis sebab perjalanan makan masa sejam lebey je.  Aku taknak cerita pasal Langkawi sebab gambar pn tak transfer lagi kan. Balik dari Langkawi pun feri pukul 4 petang. Kali ni dapat tengok cerita "Jangan Pandang Belakang Congkak 2". Aku looking forward gak nak tengok kan. Walaupun mengantuk aku tengok gak. Tapi aku rasa terlalu mencuba nak buat lawak la. Tak spontan dan aku cuba untuk gelak mana punchline dia...takleh blah!! Aku pun tak pasti la apa sebenarnya kekuatan cerita ni. Tapi yang aku nam

Hidup berumahtangga - aktiviti suami

Bila dah duduk sebumbung dengan isteri dan memulakan hidup suami isteri secara rasmi, memang ada banyak kelebihan dan kekurangannya. Aku dah duduk dengan wife untuk 2 minggu sekarang. Memang banyak yang best.  So far balik umah, wife aku dah sediakan makanan. Tak kisah la beli atau masak. Kadang makan sama, kadang dia makan dulu and just temankan aku makan je bila balik lewat skit lepas main tenis. Susah sikit la nak main tenis bila dh dok sama..tapi so far Cembam OK (or terpaksa OK..ekeke). Tapi bila ada anak mmg kena sacrifice juga la nak tak nak. Jangan kata aku gile sukan ke tau nak main je. Bersukan tu worklife balance aku. Yang demam smpi seminggu tak sempat nak bersukan sebab ada hal tu..tu yang meleret sampai seminggu lebih. Bila dapat slot satu malam main tu, peluh-peluh then balik telan pil, esok settle. Bersukan benda elok. Nak larang sama sekali, anda2 sebagai isteri kena fikir dan understanding lah. So far bila sukan, aku balik dok kenang camne aku main tadi je. Tak pik

Sekitar bandar Hong Kong - Baru letak tajuk

The 3rd day in Hong Kong, we don't rally have any specific idea to where we wanna go.We have some in our mind so we just gonna visit as many as we could. So, first stop is the Victoria Peak. We asked the hotel staff and they instructed us on the way to go there. First, we took the elevator for Prince Edward Street to take the MTR. As you can see from the picture, the elevator is a long and high one and it's fast~~~. This is how the looks of my Hong Kong morning. We kinda lost our way and ended up taking the train at  Mong Kok MTR station Most of the shops here are selling their winter collections. Even if you go to the Nike shop and asked for 3 quarter pants, they don't sell it at that time. And they don't need awak-awak besi ke apa nama dia tu for construction. They just use the bamboo and the pedestrians do not hesitate to walk under it. Maybe there's no cases where the pedestrians were getting crushed by someone's body that falls from above =p

To all shitters out there who doesn't know how to flush!!

Letto was struck suddenly from his inside when he was doing his task and concentrating on his work. " Uuu~~ Nature call ". So he hurriedly logged off from his PC and went out of his office lot walking towards the washroom. Just when he was about to enter the ' relief room ', there was one small yellow sign in front of the door " Cleaning In Progress ". " Fart!! Now?!! At a time like this??!! " He went to the lift and pressed up and exit at the first floor. Entered the washroom and looking for the vacant one. When he spotted the first one, he rushed inside but stopped suddenly when he saw the bowl was filled with tissues and the long brown fucking poo inside it.  " Babi!!! " Luckily the room next to it was also vacant. So Letto just put that shitty brengsek view out of his head and just did his thing. Once finished and had it flushed, Letto emerged from the room and the ugly view would just trying to get into his brain the moment he

Kenduri Kawin Pn. Sri NorAima dan Jack Sparrow

  Ceng ceng ceng!!! Comel dan ayu je Pn Aima kita ni kan??? Haaa...Tempoh hari, last weekend aku balik ganu bersama 3 stooges yang lain bertolak dalam kul 12 pagi untuk ke Kuala Terengganu. Alhamdulillah masing-masing jenis leh jadikan teman perjalanan. Leh wat sembang-sembang, nyanyi-nyanyi wat kasi ilangkan ngantuk. So aku dapat drive sampai Kemaman dengan mata yang tak kuyu2 stim. Pastu Wafa amek alih drive and she's a one good driver la. Driving hours yang dia spend pergi balik sana sini, outstation, lawat famili tu berbaloi. Dia bawak swift dan laju yg selamat. Hehehe. Tp aku kat blkg takleh nk tido. Ntah kenapa asal wafa ada ckp something, aku terdengar, terjaga dan respon. Hehehe. Sudahnya mmg tak tidor kat blkg tu. Lepas Zuhur kami bersiap-siap nak ke rumah Aima. Dekat je ngn umah mertua aku ni. Tak sempat cair la ais kacang kalau beli. Dh dapat parking, Wafa and Montok masuk jumpa pengantin, aku, Cembam dan Ekal terus terjah makanan la. Ekal siap makan roti canai lagi.