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Berisi tandanya gembira? senang hati? Banyak la korang~~

Cembam and I are using Maxis line, 50-30..I don't give a damn what's the plan's name but we just need to know that SMS and call among us are free. Though, at the end of the month, the record for call time among us was just almost 2 hours. For the whole month!! Ahahaha~~~~

So, usually we would have text rally from the morning till the night and start it all over again the next day and ON and ON. Cembam texted me this morning;

"I checked my weight just now, 50+ already!! I really hope the scale dah rosak. Ahahaha"
"Darn~~ That's heavy!! If you are pregnant, I could consider Ok. Ahahahaha"
"Hahahaha!! Damn You!! (Baca : Hampeh ko). I want to diet la, don't wanna get pass 50"
"Hahaha..50+ woh. How many plus was it? What on you would be that heavy?? Hieeyyyy~~~"
"I wanna try different scale la..haha. Don't wanna get the same weight as you, later I have to carry you.hehe"
"No wonder la the last time I carry you, so heavy. Fatty!!! Gemok!! Gemok!!"

Hahaha. I think there's a beneficial destiny la when Cembam was kinda forced to buy the Beautiful from Hai-o. Masy called it Gerdel. The heck I care what do you call it. But so far, it shaped up Cembam's butt. Ekekeke. 

However, someone said to her that it would prevent her to pregnant because of the UV that comes out of it. I'm not sure how the thing was designed. It's just a normal garment to me, but if it's normal, it shouldn't cost couple thousands kan. So, anyone really thinks it would prevent a pregnancy? Really??


I am used to teasing my wife, "Hmm..maklumla, orang takde hobi, takde kegemaran...tak bersukan, dok umah tak tau buat apa...". Ekekeke. "You are what after you eat". That's my motto and I disagree with you are what you eat. Can I patent mine?

Comments

zella y said…
yeke??? aku pon xtau la sgt cite psl girdle tu cume yg aku tau harganya mahal ooooo....
HEMY said…
tuh le..takut plak ada effect..kang lmbt pregnant plak..hehe
KTS said…
ai pun makin berisi

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terima kasih gembirakan ai bang... (:P) bila nak bg ai gerdel tu

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aku pun teringin nak gerdel tu.. tp bila tgk rege... haaaiiihhh
aku suka makan+demok

tapi aku tak pregnant ok?

haha
salam
berisi tandanya banyak makan .. wakakakakakakah
Erina Asmawani said…
x kot..xde kena mengena la girdle ngan pregnancy..huu
Ann said…
so apelg..belikan lah :)
bardboo said…
ok la 50+ tu...kang krus sgt plak xsedap plok..hoho..
Syah Shah said…
tak kira ko pakai girdle murah limaploh hengget atau girdle mahal sampai ribu riban, memang menghalang pregnancy...

sebab dia kasik kecut perut, if you get pregnant and you didn't know, buleh berguguran... sebab janin tak ada tempat nak berkembang...

nak pakai boleh, tapi kena hati-hati... kena check selalu UPT... kalu positif, silalah berhenti memakai girdle tersebut...

sekian pendapatan pakar sakit puan anda... hik hik hik hik :P :P :P
HEMY said…
tuh la syahshah..aku rasa pn kalau pregnant pakai tu ada masalah...kalau tk pregnant takde pape..hehe
Syah Shah said…
memang masalah pun nak pregnant kalu pakai girdle, sebab dia kasi kecut perut tu... especially kalu sapa yang pakai hari-hari... silap-silap tak pregnant terus...
Farah Y said…
Ok apa, 50kg! Hati-hati pakai girdle, buat research dulu kot kalau you're planning to have a baby.

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