Busuknya taik diaaaaa~~~~

Friday~~

I've already had my bath in the early morning hoping it would refreshed me up coz I wanted to do the laundry and kick-off around 8.30 from my house to buy tonight's ticket to K.Terengganu. But, hmm..again I failed. The last thing I know was me dozing off on my mattress and the clock was already 10!! Fart!!

Reached at the office, I went to the washroom first just to check my hairdo. I seldom did this, but this morning I felt like I look terrible. 

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Right after my left foot stepped in, a disturbing shit smell gushing and making it's way into my ventilation system. Fart!!! I quickly hold my breath, had a look at mirror and went out of that smelly hell. Bwargghhh!!! Gasping some fresh air, I felt confused. How on shit that this guy could just ignore how fartin smelly was his shit and just let others to suffer??!! You want to sniff it to your heart content, hey it's up to you man..it's your shit!! But please consider the others.

Couldn't you just flush that shit first and continue with the remaining bond were about to be invested? What would you lose if you did that? Water? You are not the one who pays for the bill man. Just flush them down. The smell would not gonna be disturbing the rest of the investor and no one would say "My God!!! His shit is way torturing us man!!" See..win-win situation.

Argh..I'm confused. Sometimes I would even had to think how I could not make any noise when I do the investing man. You know the old-fashioned toilet where it would goes "BLLUUUUPPPP", when the gold-bond was successfully banked-in?? I have this feeling that people outside would say "Pffttt...that's a big one". But some of you could just ignore that and even share the aroma with the rest. What kind of farting retard would do that. 

Ahhhh~~~~

Comments

Masy said…
ngahaahaha aku pon slalu pikir strategi nk elakkan bunyik, org lain bole plak sudi nk kongsi bau yg tak terhengen utk org len bau huhuhuu

bingaiiiiii ok
taufik said…
kurang kemaluan sungguh
baca pun tak
pasal aku tak nak bayangkan apa yg berlaku
Ku Tak Sempurna said…
tu maknanya org tu jenis over confident.. dgn anggapan baunya itu sgt harum

... hakhakhak...

terbayang2 aku camana kembang kempisnya hidung ko menahan bau tu...


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harum SUNDAL pagi betul.. blueeekkk
jfook said…
Ewww...So unhygienic....
HEMY said…
Memang bangkai kan baby...kita ye ye tknak kasi bau n bunyi. tp jenis ni selambee jeee

taufik, ahahaha..

KTS : pontianak busuk sundal pagi

jfook : he maybe has a good hygiene but low awareness
hakhakhak..

nasib ko la labu...
Jard The Great said…
housemate kau ke tuh? ish.. ishh.. tak bertamadunnya.. baik hang tegur baik2
Kniedaz said…
Ayark..hampes tol!
zella y said…
eee...
xsuke btul org yg sudah bank in xnk flush!!

wwwweeeeeekkkkk!!
HEMY said…
GKSB : huhu...salah timing masuk

Jard, sah ko baca laju2 atau tak baca lgsg entri..ahahaha

kniedaz : mmg hampeh
HEMY said…
zella, ni bukan time dh lepas ye..tp masih lagi bank-in
zaher said…
ala hemy, mcm jiran lame sblh bilik aku tulaa......dh buang xreti nk flush...die ckp air dlm bekas flush tu kurang..bengong btol, pila curah air gune paip...sewel btol mamat tu
Anonymous said…
nasib baik tandas tempat aku canggih
haha




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syah shah said…
eeuuuwww~~~~

ko bleh try gini, amik selai dua toilet paper dan bagi dia terbentang atas air dalam lubang jamban tu... besanya selamat sket laa kan dari bunyi-bunyian... trylaa... aku pun tak pasti kebenaran dia pasal aku tak penah cuba... takut toilet tersumbat pulak... mueheheheheheh :P :P :P
HEMY said…
Zaher : kutuk2 abang ko gak...

Kapten, ko nye tandas bangun je dia flush kan???tp tak gune gak..kalau ko pn dok layan je tak bangun..tak flush, then bau gak kt luar

syahshah : aku try nanti