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Bila bebola mata mula krem, Jari pula masih gatal~~

It's 12:06 PM. Most of my colleagues have already out for lunch. Hmm..I'm still on my chair preparing this very entry when nothing specific in my head to be poured down to form a simple story to be shared. Hmm hmmm..

I've just finished calling some numbers just now. The printing guy to set an appointment this Saturday at Kuala Selangor for my wedding card. My friend to buy fully synthetic engine oil with half of the market price. Wimax call center to check the status of my report. Hmm, after that heavy rain with the loud bang of the thunder last week, the browsing seems to be a bit slow albeit of the consistence speedtest result. Based on my experience, they always refer to the speedtest result. Hmm..need to prepare my lines to tackle their questions once they contact me for any update. I'm gonna make sure they would be fully responsible to restore my smooth browsing as I'm so used to having.

Previous entry seems to attract the women to share their opinions on how female categorize sex as a private subject that shouldn't be played around carelessly. Well, thanks for sharing and I respect your stand. Ok, maybe I'm gonna type a bit about this.

You see, men is way open when it comes to conversation. We shared what we did in our past life, how a widow suddenly on top of you when you were a teenage boy, bla bla bla. Everything is meant to be shared, BUT this depends on the guy himself. The extent of how much things or how great things you wanna share is depending on the guy himself.

For example, the phrase yesterday when my friend (jokingly or seriously) texted me that he couldn't play that evening because he was running errands with his wife but his wife will treat (main) him later. For us guys, we see that as something common. How many people brag how he laid girls everynight, go to pub, drinking and many more indecent things done by them. So, by saying you gonna get laid by your wife, is OK for us. Coz, dah halal pn..biaq pi la. This is how most of us see the things.

Usually men would share some private stuffs when the topic being discussed at that time is within their experience. But, everyone has their own guidelines =]. Some would share something about what they did with their GFs if ONLY, their friends would never get the chance to meet his GF. Some would share their story when everyone has already put them on the table. It's like, "we all have shared yah?" thingy. 

That's why sometimes it's just slipped from our mouth.

"Abang din, cam tak larat je nak lompat ari ni. Malam tadi bukan malam jumaat"
"ishy malam tadi ON. takkan malam jumaat je"

See...

Comments

Kniedaz said…
yeah..i guess u r right about that boy thingy that u guys shared among each other. Women will think its a sacred thing to be discuss with others but hey.. (i understood..dunno what my hubby & his friends are sharing right now)
zella y said…
betul3...

lelaki mmg open jer klu ckp lg2 psl sex hehehe

;)
CAHAYA said…
nak tunjuk hebat kot. walau hakikatnya takde makna pun. hahahha.
HEMY said…
kniedaz : dun worry, if you let your hubby knows that hal kelambu korang is sacred, i believe ur hubby would not tell anyone about it. and usually..bukan lah detail dior bgtu..paling2 pn just bgtu malam tadi ON..cmtu je la

zella : hehehe..betul

cahaya : yep..satu drpd sebab is utk tunjuk hebat le..huhu
Masy said…
klu ckp takat dgn kawan2 xpe la kot, yg penting jgn ckp dpn bini. cam kene sepuk dgn kain buruk je perasaannye hukhuk

*aku mendalami jiwa seorg isteri wakakakaakkakaka
HEMY said…
masy : ishy tak sporting nye bini..patutnya bukan ngan bini lg ok..contoh..

"baby...jom main..nyiaawwww"

haaaa~~~~
Masy said…
hahaha aku dah balas kat blog aku. malaslah nk taip lg. nak balikkk
Faarihin said…
lelaki kalau bercakap.. semua lepas aje.. kadang2 tak ada tapis2 pun.. betul tak incek hemy? hohoho..
Syah Shah said…
cheap words are for bitches, whores and hookers...

if you really value your wife's dignity, dengan kawan-kawan pun jangan cakap camtu...

Even between husband and wife tak ramai cakap direct macam tu... Biasanya sekadar memberi hints...
Syah Shah said…
cheap words like those are for bitches, whores and hookers...

if you really value your wife's dignity, dengan kawan-kawan pun jangan cakap camtu...

Even between husband and wife tak ramai cakap direct macam tu... Biasanya sekadar memberi hints...
Mak Su said…
maksu ok jer, maksu diam diam kucing katanya, oops!
Veronica Lee said…
There are 3 types of men - some kiss and tell, some kiss and don't tell and the last don't kiss and tell!!
HEMY said…
Faarihin : dr 10, 8 cmtu la..yg 2 ok je kot

syahshah : baikkkkkk~~~

mak su : ekekeke

Veronica : nice one

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