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Huuu~~~~

How's everyone's weekends?? Nice? Gruesome? Boring? Exhausting?? WHatever feelings the weekends have left you guys, it was still your weekends..ekeke

I tried looking for my pendrive last night to save some of the pictures for the entries, however my misplace disease is still not cured since the day I was born. I found it just this morning in my car, on the backseat..deng yuuu!! So you know what it means..I'll share with you guys what happened in the weekends in my next entries.


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Ok..new story. I was texting to Cembam one night while watching the Rozana drama starring by Rita Rudani..or..now Rita apa??her husband. Lantak la

Aku : Tgh tgok Rozana gak ni
Cembam : Laki kalau kawin dua mesti menipu ek. referring to the drama.
Aku : mmg la tipu. Kalau jujur kang, walaupun hepi mcm citer ni...mintak cerai. Hepi tu..tp bila jujur terus mintak cerai..baik menipu je.
Cembam : Eleh..tu sume nafsu la tu
Aku : mmg la nafsu..tp drpd dia zina ngan rozana tu, lagi baik dia kawin..halal. Tak dosa
Cembam : sume nk ikut nabi. Nabi dulu kawin janda org, org susah nk bela nasib
Aku : kawin lebih skang pn bela nasib. Aku dgar kaset. Skang pompuan ramai..1 nisbah 6 kot. Pastu sume dh ada keinginan, nafsu..tak dapat halal..amik haram. Tu yg melacur, seks bebas sume tu. Mengahwini lebih mknanya lebih pompuan yg terselamat
Cembam : yela tu bela nasib..
Aku : ler..tgok pengkid n lesbian tu. Cuba tnya kenapa jadi macam tu. Rata2 kata sebab laki takleh caya. Nk amik kesempatan je. Haa..jadi kalau yg baik dan adil ni kawin 2,3,4..tak mengapa kan..rasa bahgia pompuan2 lain ittewwww..

Ahahaha!! last2 I changed the topic. Ekeke..cuak tu Cembam tu. Maklum la, aku kan keturunan kawin dua ni. ahahahaha!!! SImpang malaikat 44..Haa..aku dh doa ni Cembam..ikhlas ni taknak. Tp kalau dh jodoh..nk wat camne..ahahahaha!!!

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Something funny happened last night while my housemates and I were watching the astro.Rasul came to us and start asking something to me

Rasul : Tabu, ko ada tai, tai??
Aku : tai??
Rasul : haa..warna gelap, itam ke biru ke
Aku : ada
Rasul : Tengok jap
Aku : tengok..??jap ek.. (smbil memusingkan badan). Haa..tu atas kerusi Din duduk. Eh, tu haa..kat bawah kusi aku baru je basuh.
Rasul : TAI la..TIE..tali leher..tu TIGHT, suar tight nk buat apa..

Maka satu rumah gelak besar pecah perut..housemate yg tgh dgr lagu kat headphone pn turut gelak.

Ponjot : Ni dh lawak antarabangsa ni
Din : Ko ni mmg dh terpengaruh Raja Lawak la..lawak mantopp
Manap : Em Sorry...
Rasul : suar tight aku pn ada...budus...

Ahahahaha...pronounce nk dekat sama..aduhh..sakit perut weh..
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