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Hapdet Utk Hari ini

Yaa...aku tau anda semua kenyiluan melihat luka lutut housemate aku..ekeke..malangnya aku takde bahan nk hapdet..bukan takde bahan, tp gambar bukti tak tertransfer2 dlm laptop teman..ate, mmg tak berhapdet le.

Tp hari ni teman try juge le update cho. KOt takut Anne muntah2 tgok gambar lutut tuu..abih wan kena tuduh bende lain kang..nyiahahaha!!!

Teman nk buat tag mak su..sumpah mak su..mmg teman nk buat nyeee...tp gambo nyee tak transper lg..laptop tu seminggu tak bukak nye. Ada sajey bende lain wat teman busy. SMpi2 umah, solat terkujur kaku terus smpi pagi..mak su jgn sedey2 amik ati no..nnt cepat tua..hubby memuah tak suke tua cepat cepaatttt..nnt dia fed up dia carik Abby..Dia kan dah janda...nyiahahaha!!!

Meh le teman citer ni..Ate ptg kamis ari tu, nk jadi citer nyeee..mak teman kena ragut chooo!! Teman dpt meseg dr adik teman..menyirap darah teman..rasa nk teleport ke depan muka peragot tu kasi patah2 lengan nyee...Tp adik meseg je..jd teman berharap tak teruk le. Teman cube le call..tup2 kredit teman abih le pulakkk...Teman redah gak ujan gi beli kredit.

Pastu teman call le akak teman tanya. Alhamdulillahnya takde apa2 cedera. Ceghitenyee, mak teman baru abih isi minyak. Tgok ujan rintik2, mak teman berenti kat simpang kuar nk pakai baju ujan. Time tu le si peragut durjana merembat beg mak teman..mak teman ni pulak minah rempit..dia gi kejooorrr mamat tu..ada la dlm 30 tiang kejor nye.

Tp smpi kat trapik lite mamat tu redah je. Hampir2 nk dilanggor keta puteh mak teman kata..Haa..Mak teman berenti. Tp tak amik no plat. DIa kata baju ujan mamt tu tutup plat nombor..haaa..

Ni sume citer teman tnya mak teman smbil teman latahkan dia..

"Mak jerit pa bila org tu ragut mak?" smbil cuit mak
"Baaaaabbbbbbiiiiiiii kooooooooo"

Ahahaha.!! Kena le kuar modal nk dptkan sume kad2 mak. Dlm beg ada le 500 camtu duit org kampung. Alaa..pakatan nk kenduri camtu la. Haaa..kebetulan time ni mak punya gigi palsu dh patah..rongak le depan gigi mak tu. Masa smpi umah sabtu ptg tu salam mak cium2...aku perasan kerongakan mak.

"laaa..mak!!! gigi nye pn kena ragut ke??"
Mak gelak kecik tunduk
"hasnul bongekkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!" kakak aku jerit

Ahahahaha!!! ahahahaha!!! takpela..syukur mak tak apa2..
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