Skip to main content

Guy's Night

Uhuhu..

Here's the story of a three stooges spending their bachelor night riding towards the snooker house..even we are just beginners...some crap to be shared..
Anip (SUA), Za'im (matric) and I decided to snook that night. Anip happened to be at my house coz that evening, he dropped by to play sepak takraw with me at my place. SO, instead letting him went home that night, I asked him to stay so we could 'rayau' at Param, bought Mee goreng and ice lemon tea..and went snook after that along with Za'im

Aku : Anip, nak naik moto sapa ni..minyak ko Ok?

Anip : ok..stesen minyak jauh tak sini..??

Aku : tak lah..dekat je..takpe la naik moto aku..kang ko nk balik tersadai lak

SO, we decided to use my bike...vvvrrroooommmm it goes

Aku : kn tunggu za'im kat simpang ni...

Then my bike 'mati' suddenly...I started it back at the junction...

Anip : weh..apasal?

Aku :Entah..takkan abih minyak kot..cam semput lak...
(I opened the tank to check my fuel but the junction lights were not bright enough and were'nt helping at all. I started the bike again and rode towards home)

Aku : kita balik jap...zaim ke umah aku la tu nnt. cek kalu minyak abih ke..

When we reached my house, I checked my tank and it's totally empty!!

Wahahahahahahaha!!!Bodoh..bangang!!
Anip : ceh...anip..moto kau ada minyak tak..last2 moto kau yg kering..ahahahahaha!!bangang!!idiot!!

Then Zaim arrived and we kicked off. I rode with Anip by his bike..Along the way..I smelt a hazardous, light..but not so light smell of tahik...kind like tahik anjing..

AKu : hnsff..hnsff..(sniffing)..weh..bau taik ar kan..slalu bau sampah je kat sini (due to my area once a wastedump area)

Anip :aku bau gak..

Aku : EH..bau dia kejap ada..kejap takde...kejap ada balik

Zaim who rode at our back seems didnt smell it..that's y i mentioned it's a light but not so light smell...I started sniffing and check my slippers...and it's clean..no suspicious thing splatted on it...I thought maybe Anip's slipper..I started sniffing and finally i think i know where the smell came from...

Aku : Anip..bau taik dari helmet kau la..(sniff..sniff)..haaa..mmg dari helmet kau..urkhhhh...

Anip : Ahahaha!!baru aku ingat..mmg helmet ni balik ari tu ada bau hancing..

Aku : wahahahaha!!bangsat!ni bukan bau hancing dol!!ni bau tahik..sieyaaaallll anip..helmet bau tahik!!

Wahahahahahahahaha!!and we laughed untill we arrived at the snooker house..laughed because of the shit stuff and the empty tank...ahahahaha!!!After that we just did our stuff..snooking and sang couple of songs...karaoke...and there's our guy's night!!wahahahaha!!
Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

VADS Berhad - Streamyx call center Reunionn

God!! My colleague has just received an email warning all of the respective employee to not storing any files, pictures or mp3 which are clearly not related to our work in the computer. Eventhough I didn't get the email, for precaution, I just upload all these images and write an entry bout it..ehehe..And these pics already got rid of the C drive..kiki Hmm..Actually this very reunion was held on 19th of June. Since there were a lot more special ocasion this month..ex:my anniv..ehehe..so this event report has been on hold till this very day..nga nga!! The reunion are for the guys that used and still working at streamyx call center and most of them are/were the splitters..It was held at 24hrs MCD near IKEA. Left pic : Me..just about the kicked off from my friend's house..the style of the day..haha.. right pic : Asmah. The one decided to invite all of us out of sudden due to rindu banget sama kami smpi nanis2..comey la semah..hehe=p Me taking the pic. From left clockwise ; Semah, ...
100 comments
Read more

Ikat bini kamu, anak perempuan kamu pada tiang yang paling kukuh!!!

Received a parcel when I was at my parents' house. A small book of the detail translation of surah Al-Kahfi. Thanks to PPZ (Pusat Pungutan Zakat) for the yearly gift. And a beneficial one of course. My math teacher once told us before she started our math class about how the first ten verse could save you from Dajal's lure and seduction. Akan tiba waktu Dajal bermaharajalela di penghujung dunia menawarkan segala macam kemewahan dan kehendak yang sukar untuk ditolak. Dan bilamana kita tunduk pada hebatnya Dajal memenuhi permintaan kita, maka neraka lah jawabnya. Maka ikatlah anak-anak perempuan kamu, isteri dan ibu kamu di tiang yang paling utuh dan kuat dalam rumah kamu dengan kemas kerana apabila Dajal menghentakkan kakinya ke bumi, seluruh kaum wanita akan berlari-lari mendapatkan Dajal meninggalkan segala-galanya. Akan dicampak anak yang sedang didokong, suami mereka untuk Dajal. Meraung2 lah mereka diikat pada tiang. Tapi jangan pula kamu kasihankan mereka dan membuka ika...
22 comments
Read more

Naik ke tak ni?? Layan Jue Aziz lagi baik

Mesti banyak blog akan tulis pasal minyak naik rega...aku malas la nak join...wat aku naik minyak pula...kutuk la camne pun..bukan leh ubah. Cuma yang aku pelik sangat, masa tengok berita 'Yang Berkuasa' itu bukan main sarcasticnya masa ditemuramah yang harga gula takkan naik "saya kata tak naik rega.tak naik la..apasal tak caya?? Haaa..tengok la esok naik ke haraga gula. Beli la banyak2..beli" Yang aku tak paham..padahal seminggu sebelum kenyataan beliau lagi aku tengok kat Giant dah naik Rm1.65 sekiogram. Apa ke benda kenyataan "Yang Berkuasa" ni? BUkan ke tu pun dah naik 15 sen? Aku tak tengok sangat berita..tp aku beli memang rega macam tu. Ingatkn memang dah naik rega. Tp seminggu lepas tu dengar kenyataan "Yang Berkuasa" ni..haisshhh..tak paham aku. Tunggu je la kat akhirat nanti soal jawabnya. Eh, tercakap gak pasal naik rega. Baik aku layan gambar JueAziz...kalau aku leh tukar tempat kejap ngan Ako kan best..hehehe..D.E.M..hot mu Jue...
19 comments
Read more